Politicians Aptitude Test: Question Seven

The Johnson Dilemma

The Scenario: You've inherited a war from your beloved, charismatic predecessor. An objective analysis of the situation indicates that the reasons for engaging in the war may be faulty, and the war will be nearly impossible to "win." But your country has never lost a war, and you're afraid that history will recall you as the first President to lose a war. You:

Have the courage to complete an objective analysis of the situation and withdraw from the war if it is the right thing to do. You cannot possibly stomach sacrificing a single American life to protect your vanity. History may tag you with an unjust label, but you believe sincerely that history may be more likely to reward you for having the courage to do the right thing.

Have an objective analysis run. Then you choose between two alternatives: Alternative 1 - Use all the military power you have to win the war decisively regardless of whether it makes sense or what it costs. Alternative 2 - Set an easily definable and reachable goal that is sure to be attainable quickly, whether the goal makes sense or not. Then, when the goal is met, declare victory and go home.

Surround yourself with advisors who understand their role is to tell you what you want to hear. Then you get them to advise you to continue the war, which you will prolong until the end of your term. If the war is not winnable, let the next President be the first to lose a war.

Prolong the war as long as you can and make sure you have a lot of investments in war-related industries. As long as you're going to be the first President to lose a war, you might as well get rich in the process.

Take command of the entire operation yourself. You micro-manage your commanders in the field from thousands of miles away. Maybe you know better than career military people and can win the war yourself, despite expert pessimism.

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