Politicians Aptitude Test
Interpret Your Answers
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THE ANSWER KEY
Mostly
's. You have an
above average amount of integrity and high ethical standards. In fact,
sometimes you may be dangerously honest. There is no way you could take
on the sharks out there in today's political arena without getting chewed
up. We advise against going into politics.
Mostly
's. You have the
ability to combine pragmatism with ethics, but you lack killer instinct.
You would make a good local politician in a small community setting, where
leaders are volunteers, with bread-winning occupations outside of politics.
Mostly
's. You have the
makings of a politician of national stature. With the right breaks, you
could be President some day.
Mostly
's. You have some
potential to be a successful politician, but you're much too greedy. You
may take power, but you will make a lot of people angry in the process.
Your arrogance will make you the type of politician people love to hate.
And your recklessness will get you impeached, maybe even imprisoned.
Mostly
's.
You are not very smart. Your only chance in politics is to surround yourself
with good handlers, and do exactly what they tell you. If you get
an impulse for an independent thought, for your own sake, for the sake
of the world, stifle it. Practice your smile. (It had better be
a good one.) And stay away from computers; you're too stupid for them.
Don't come back to this website!
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